Journal of an American tourist travel

I can only say that this journal will travel (via e-mail) is sensational and perfectly reflect American culture. They're not all like that, but most do.Happy reading!

"Venice: I arrived in town after a heavy rain. All streets are flooded. Not only travel by boat. However barcagii are very happy and sing some canzonet called Barcarolle. The hotel is rather old and the chamber door frog croaking terribly.

LONDON: In London I saw nothing because of fog. In recent days, the fog lifted for a few seconds and I could see a beautiful clock tower. The clock stood, but I never stayed.

MADRID: The city is beautiful, has wide streets with fountains and statues equestrian fountains. They've got a large palace, but a bit unwelcoming.Instead, people are nice, chatty, hospitable and Romanian name.

PARIS: As far as I remember from school, Paris is the capital of Germany.However, the streets of Paris are full of Japanese. The number of famous and beautiful French women was greatly reduced. They can not be seen just as a painting exhibited at the Louvre Museum. 
Represents an ugly Italian who smiles Tampa.

PRAGUE: In Prague I had a delicious blonde who served me with an unforgettable ham ...

BUCHAREST: The guide him on me, appeared in New York, I presents Bucharest as the capital of Hungary. I think the middle is a mistake. North Station is spoken in more turkey. 
What makes me think there are in Bucharest, but in Frankfurt. "