Pregnant

Daughter invites her vast 16 years father and mother to sit on the couch in the living room to tell you something: 
- Mom, Dad ,.... I'm pregnant! 
- If a pig could be ordinary, dull, wretched, and the animal that you mocked? If my hands on it right now, kill him !!!!! her mother explodes. 
Very calm, take a young cell and form a number. In less than 15 minutes in front of an energetic brakes Scaglieti Ferrarri 512 silver and, in less than 2 minutes, the door is an elegant man with slightly graying hair, dressed in an impeccable Armani suit with a huge bouquet roses in her arms: 
- Beloved Lady, Sir, please .... 
- What do we pray Donkey, fucking pedophile begins .... mother .... 
- Listen to me .... .... 
- .... That you have abused our child's youthful fruit ....!!! 
- Condition of my social position and I can not afford to take her daughter to marry you. But, if your child will be born a boy, will receive the gift of baptism a car parts factory, a supermarket, a fancy restaurant, a 300 sqm apartment in Bucharest's center, a beachfront villa and a villa in the mountains . If you have to, will receive a baptismal garment factory, a clothing label "haute couture", a supermarket and also an apartment and a villa far from the sea and the mountains. If they are twins, will receive a meat processing factory, one dairy, one apartment and a package of Gazprom shares each worth 5 million. If you lose the pregnancy ... 
- Io shoot once! To be clear! Father to intervene.